About two years ago, I dyed my hair. It was a disaster. Somehow, the colour came out really blondish. Hence, came the nickname Ah Lian from DC the Yellow Chimp. But he ain’t much better, everyday ‘talk loud loud’, recently drives a really ‘vroom vroom’ modified car, wears brown leather shoes…so of course Ah Beng this nick won’t suit anyone better!
So what did Ah Beng say to Ah Lian lately when he got his yearly bonus and increment?
‘Eh Ah Lian, got my bonus. Come let’s go for dinner. I spend. You like ah Japanese right. So let’s goto Aoyama la.’ So off went Ah Beng and Ah Lian to Aoyama Japanese Restaurant. Ah Beng of course only restricted Ah Lian to a bowl of Edamame and Chawan Mushi and 2 glasses of green tea! Muaahahhahaah
So what did Ah Lian tell Ah Beng during dinner. “whoaaa………34 more days till Krabi!’ (which I later realized was a miscalculation). To which Ah Beng replied, I dont care what activities you guys want to do. I am going to drink my beer on the island hopping trips. As long as he doesn’t sink while snorkeling, that’s fine with me!
And after dinner, Ah Beng graciously offered, ‘Eh need to WALK YOU TO YOUR CAR AH?’ (He must have felt bad after hearing horror stories of my ridiculously awful date and tried to be a gentleman). Errr, I would have been so touched except for the fact, my car was only a few steps away from his!
P/S: Ah Beng realized that Ah Lian is applying for her PR in Australia and wants to buy a marriage certificate from Ah Lian….for RM3000! Wah….so the ‘cheap’! Sure cannot laa…..later the migration officers ask some intimate questions! Sure-ly fail! I only know Ah Beng has a fetish to play with the monkeys from the jungle.