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This is the place to be if you have a weird obsession just like mine – Bert from Sesame Street, likes everything Japanese & TVB movie serials, love to travel, eat and not forgetting – bitch!

Kevin is going on a world tour! August 15, 2008

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and he is bringing me………!! WOOOHOOO


Ya right…he said he’d rather bring Bert than take me.  Better eat your words!!  I’ve packed his suitcase with Ernie’s little rubber duckie and loads of ski clothes!


He’s even listed his travel itinery on tripsteps.com…


He’s now in Sydney…..then he proceeds to (meanwhile, I’ll list the gifts I want here shamelessly)


Melbourne (Vegemite crackers!!!!)

Kuala Lumpur (only 5 days to catch up)

Singapore (ok lah nothing from Lion land considering I go there quite often myself)

Kuala Lumpur

Taipei (those yummy delicious Taiwanese snacks!)

Tokyo (those cute little Japanese souvenirs….NO HELLO KITTY please.  That’s only for Sooyin 🙂 Muahah of course I won’t mind a Burberry Blue Label)

San Francisco ( I don’t know..maybe a piece of alcatraz?)

New York (ok la..just a postcard will do, since the big souvenir I am requesting is coming up! HA HA HA)

London (now now…..let’s see.  Would it be that MIU MIU or Prada bag..considering if he goes to Milan?)

Kuala Lumpur (present time siaoyue……….LOL)

..and back to Melbourne in November……..can u believe that?!?


…all in 3 months…makes my Krabi trip seems so insignificant……


NOTE: For those who has been pretty ‘close mates’ with Kev, now is probably the time to try your luck and request for those things you’ve longed for………..HA HA


Toxic Friends August 14, 2008

Filed under: Friends — siaoyue @ 9:30 am

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.Master Oogway, Kungfu Panda 2008


So cherish what you have today.  Especially the friends who have been with you through thick and thin.  Over these few months, I’ve come to realize the brutal truth about friends who are classified as toxic.  And in my dictionary, they are only three types of people that fit this category:


1) Claim to be your friends.  The chinese saying goes ‘有福同享,有难同当’ (got wealth together -gether share, got hardship together -gether get through it.  But when you’re really in need of their support, all they can do is go on and on about their so called glamourous love lives or whine about the puniest things on earth.  Their attention spent on your problem is a mere 5 minutes and the balance 55 on themselves.


2) Constantly degrade, diminish ur ego and self confidence by CONSTANTLY and I really do mean constantly tell you stuff like ‘Eh, if you put on a bit more weight, you can be called FAT already?!?’  As if life isn’t already bad enough as it is.  Yeah, rub it in!!!!


3) And the final group who probably think they are your ‘teachers’.  Sometimes, what you need is a friend to just lend a listening ear and not a lecturer.  Not one who tells you what they think is best -irregardless if that could be the sad truth.  They normally start with I THINK.. or YOU SHOULD and insist their I THINK and YOU SHOULD are the best advice you can get and expect you to follow it.

So with friends like these, who needs enemies right?
Anyway, these few months have taught me a really important lesson on who your true friends are.  Who really stands by your side?  Who are always there to give you the shoulder to cry on, a listening ear and to lend you a helping hand?  Who are there to give you the strength and courage to walk the painful journey through life? 
To my real friends out there, a really big and sincere THANK YOU……I do also realize that my temper has been very erratic lately and some of you may have got it from me some way or the other.  I asked Fat Tuck the other day, ‘Do you think I’ve become very temperamental lately?’  The answer is obvious – so I may have been a toxic friend to some as well.  I’m sorry. 


P/S: JT,  if you’re reading this, you should also disgest the phrase at the top by Master Oogway.  I feel what you’re going through.  But then, what has passed will only remain a sweet memory and should stay as history.  Tomorrow we may live the lives we’ve always dreamed of, but we don’t know it yet.  Right now, just cherish what you have and appreciate those around you.
 Found a tool to watermark all my photos….hehe just trying it out



Soo Jin’s BIG Birthday Celebration July 26, 2008

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We had a mini birthday bash for the ‘Horse’ (who’s bday falls on July 28) at WabiSabi in TTDI Plaza last night.  But he wanted me to make it sound like a HUGE celebration, hence the title of the post.  Honoured guests for this ‘zoo’ party include Sue Ann the errr ‘babboon’, Jack the sloth and his missus, Amy, Big Eyed Goldfish KC, DC the Yellow Chimp, Hedz and his girls, myself the fish, and Sam. 

Amy, who’s currently into photography took many many pics with her Nikon.  I’m not gonna post the pictures taken from my Ixus 80 (later embarass myself only!).  These pics are the masterpieces of Amy.

We decided against embarassing him with the cake.  So Jack-O bought him a ‘flaming’.  But our once wild horse has already been pussified domesticated by his missus, had to share the ‘drink’ with his once side kick.

All the macho, macho men…..

Obviously Jack did not want to be outdone by these macho macho men..

Fuiyoh, so ‘gaya’.  I think next year we can nominate Jack for the Women’s Weekly Hunky Husbands!

We  also tried to model…




My secret affair! July 21, 2008

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In order to make my ‘outing’ with the legendary Ah C look not so obvious, we called Ah A along and had a fun ‘threesome’ in a not so secluded cafe somewhere 10 minutes from Mid Valley Mega Mall.  Remember the Ah C?  One of the very few ppl who cannot be named for confidentiality reasons as I fear for both our lives…muahahaha

This is the mysterious Ah C with his Dunhill!


I love bars in Singapore June 4, 2008

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…beacuse they have this at the microbrewery in Clark Quay!

This is heaven!!!!!

Below – Mama and Shaun-Not-Alcoholic at Coffee Bean on Monday night.  I’m impressed he did not suggest drinking (I guess he had no choice considering he’s on medication for liver/ skin probs? I don’t remember which was it)

Mama loves taking pictures of others but not herself.  I have compiled her masterpiece with ‘the many faces of shaun-not alcoholic’.  Not bad for an amateur huh! 

I’m so proud of myself.  I have not bought anything during this Great Singapore Sales yet.  I’m saving for my Hong Kong shopping spree next month!

Two days till TGIF!!!!  Let’s see how great my willpower can last then – I’m restraining myself from being a shopaholic!



I left Form 5 in 1998…. June 1, 2008

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……yes, I still think I’m pretty old.

10 years has passed.  Well almost, at least.

Sass-O (and her friend), Jen, Hooi Sian and I met up at Mont Kiara Coffee Bean 10-ish last night for a super mini 10 year reunion.  Let’s see what’s been happening in our lives.  Sass getting ready for her Jakarta wedding, Jen with her new found life in Hong Kong, Hooi Sian and myself – suddenly have a new found hobby and getting into the habit of marathons.  We’re going for the Siemens run together.  Hope she doesn’t leave me behind!  With the exception of Jen, whom I still meet like twice a year, I have not seen Sass and HS for 10 years.  Nopes, they have not changed much….

10 years ago, we talked about SPM and how we’re so not gonna score the 9A1s and how the ‘Pendidikan Moral’ subject is an ultimate waste of time, boys (who were cute and Jen reminded us now what bad taste we had then! ha ha – cause most of them now have a receeding hairline but expanding elsewhere frontways, backways, horizontally), getting to uni, how school sucks then, puppy love and all the high school girly stuff.

10 years later in 2008, our topic revolves around what happened in the past 10 years – those rebellious years, who’s getting hitched, who’s brood of children is expanding, our career, our significant half (well, at least not for me at this point 🙂 ), who’s changed dramatically, who’s a real bitch now, and how the tea in Coffee Bean sucks….

What happens if we meet for another reunion in 2018, Sass-O asks?  Then we’ll be what, almost into mid-life.  OMG!  I am so dreading that.  Then it’ll be about the headaches given by my growing kids, botox, do I suspect her/my husband is having an affair, climbing the corporate ladder, or if we’re damn lucky – our ‘tai tai’ lifestyles (manicures, pedicures, mahjongs, my private Yoga instructor specially imported from India, Milan Shopping……..).

Well, we’ll just see what 2018 is in store for us!



P/S: I’m off to Singapore today for 10 whole days. 


Missing my Melbourne days… May 31, 2008

Filed under: Friends,Pointless Rants — siaoyue @ 1:25 am

I’ve just finished watching the stupidest ever 1 hr movie in the cinema.  Superhero.  It’s awfully late.. way past my bed time.  Was chatting with Taki on msn for a while and told him I was off to bed.  That was 40 minutes ago.    I’m still online and Facebooking at 12.42 am.  I am about to put some toothpicks to keep my eyelids open cause I just started chatting to an old friend, P, on the msn on our crazy, wild times in Melbourne way back in 2000.  Can’t believe 8 years has just flown past, just like that.  I AM OLD.

Seriously, that year has got to be the most unforgettable time of the 5 years I spent there:-

  • The endless karaokes.  If I’d still maintained that lifestyle now, I’d probably look 46 and not 26;
  • The ‘ah lian’ drinking games and the puking afters..that’s where my ah lian traits come from.  But no more.  I’m polished and refined now ha ha ha;
  • Him giving me his silly dog cause he moved to a smaller place.  Guess what he named the Pomeranian :- ta dah…ROCKY.  I remember our dog was so stupid and we had a cat at home too, the dog was afraid of ‘Siu Fu’, our cat.  Jerjer, my housemate then used to punish the dog by making him stand on 2 legs in the corner cause he’d (the dog-don’t even try to imagine how he did that) used to do his business all over our little apartment ;
  • A group of us just hanging out at his place doing absolutely nothing.  Or you can let your mind wander and imagine if we really did do some hanky panky stuff.  I mean come on a group of students … surely you can’t just hang out, chill and do nothing right?;
  • Working part time together.  My first attempt at earning my own money waitering;
  • Me being absolutely banana then, learning the Taiwanese way of speaking mandarin.  See Sean, no need pay money to goto Shanghai drink beer study chinese.  Just goto karaoke more often, can do lah

I really do miss those carefree, worry free about money days.  Our only duty then was to study, get the assignments in on time and pass everything.  Ahh….those uni days.  If only we could turn back time…….I’d give anything to go back to those days!