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Really.. OH MY GOD! June 17, 2008

Filed under: Entertainment,Pointless Rants — siaoyue @ 3:00 pm
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Stanley called me last night to chat.  I must have sounded so bored that he suggested I sign up with speeddate.com – this online speed dating site where you have 3 mins to get acquainted with someone before time’s up and u move on.  Ok well, since there was nobody to chat with on MSN at that time, I decided to give it a go and sms-ed my two other single Male friends, Kev and Wely to try.  I would have asked Sooyin too but she’s too busy being serenaded (is there such a word) by her Spanish ‘guapo senor’ (handsome dude in Spanish apparently…a word i learnt from her)

Ok.  So three of us registered and hence our began our adventures. So the two of them found me using the ‘Recently Added’ features and ……. to my ultimate HORROR when i saw that Kev has registered using this nick

I mean who would call themself a man dragon….unless their erm manhood..is errrr well….no comments. 

Maybe then, his nick isn’t so bad after all cause i browsed through the whole listing of males between 27 and 32 and found ‘Dragons’ who looked like he came out from some Bollywood movie!

 

But then having a corny nick isnt nearly as bad as posting your semi-nude picture and claiming u speak 5 languages and asking chics to try you….

..or perhaps even claiming to be a leng zai (handsome) but only revealing your eyes….in you profile pic

Well, of course there are also the shy ones, who do not put their pics and try to remain some elements of mystery..

And so, I was relating my erm..speed dating experience to George and…apparently, he has his fair share too ( oh god, he is so gonna kill me when he realized I have actually pasted his whole msn conversation)

George says: 

 

 u know dat day having lunch with colleagues in KK la rite.. (as in Kota Kinabalu)

 

siaoyue – https://siaoyue.wordpress.com says: 

 

 what what 

siaoyue – https://siaoyue.wordpress.com says: 

 

 ya ya 

 

 George says: 

 

so extended lunch time ma..

 

George says: 

2 hours lunch ahah

 

George says: 

so i ask them eh wat u guys to around here la..

 

  siaoyue – https://siaoyue.wordpress.com says: 

wah 

 siaoyue – https://siaoyue.wordpress.com says: 

 

then 

 

 George says: 

 

 then they brought me to this place…speed dating one

George says: 

u know those lunch time speed date thing

 

 

George says: 

 

wah lan eh i tell u ah..

 

 

George says: 

the guys in kl also better looking than the girls there wei 

 (i thought he had a typo of some sort! -noticed it’s actually guys and not girls)

 

 George says: 

 

  somoemroe need to spend 3 mins with each participant.. damn torturing…

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